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"Ultimate Randomocity"


Ultimate Randomocity

By: Loki



Author's Note: This is my first attempt at humor, so go easy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. Wait a minute! ::rummages around in closet:: FOUND IT! My Dr. Pepper, I've been looking for it everywhere. Now ONTO THE STORY!!
 

<In a random room of the castle>

Zelda: I'm gonna have a party. ::she calls all of her friends, namely Link, Malon, Impa, Nabooru, Rauru.:: Great they'll all be over soon.

<soon has passed>

<doorbell noise>

Link: WHERE'S THE HAM?!

Zelda: riiiiiight

Rauru, Malon, Impa, and everyone else appear: Hey.

Zelda: Hey, come on in.

<in the entertainment room>

Zelda: Anybody bring any video games?

Everyone else: WE WERE SUPOSSED TO BRING STUFF?!

Zelda: yeah this is a sleepover after all.

Mysterious voice that can't be seen because it's just a voice: Here ya go ::video games appear::

Everybody: where did that voice come from?

Link: Dunno, but now we got video games so let's play.

Zelda: How bout later, lets go swimming.

Everyone Else: CRAP!

Zelda: Didn't bring bathing suit huh?

Everyone: No.

MVTCBSBIJAV:  FINE, NEXT TIME I HAVE TO BAIL YOU OUT YOULL PAY! ::everyone's bathing suits  appear::

Everyone: thanks MVTCBSBIJAV!

MVTCBSBIJAV:  Welcome

< At a swimming pool somewhere in the castle>

Everyone but Zelda: ZELDA  WHERE'S THE WATER!??!

Zelda: I dunno, lets just ask MVTCBSBIJAV for some

Everyone but Zelda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Link: too late.

MVTCBSBIJAV:  THAT'S IT, I WARNED YOU

<strange cloaked figure appears>

SCF: Now I shall unleash my powers of randomness!!

Link: <whispering> Hey Zelda, can I close this time?

Zelda: Sure

Link: Who is the Strange cloaked figure? Will we ever do something? What are the powers of randomness? And where is the ham???
 

The End